Thursday, February 28

NEWS FLASH !
terrorist escapes from detention barracks .
and its just opposite my school . 

let me show you how important it is to read the newspapers in the morning .
this morning when i woke up , i saw the headlines :
terrorist escapes form detention barracks.
and i didn't read the details , so i went to school .

the school was loaded with army tanks and soldiers with guns and all .
army guys with loaded guns and sharp eyes and an armored tank in school .
mummy : wow , your school's welcoming ceremony is so grand !
me : no , it can't be .
mummy : maybe some big shot is here .
me : is it the priest ?

- during welcoming ceremony -
(in the midst of a prayer)

J2 guy : what if we hear a sudden gun shot ?
J2 girl : shut up la .
J2 guy : what if during PE we see the OPA get blown up ?
J2 girl : we'll get blown up too , we're just next door idiot ! -.-

- after welcoming ceremony -

guanling whips out her phone after hearing immense gossips .
mummy : please stay in groups and do not walk around alone okay ? 
there is a terrorist on the loose and its near your school. 
the guards are not for a big shot ! i will fetch you from school today .
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! my mummy is SO adorable ! :)
and guess what ? joanne's mum said the EXACT same thing !

today was so happening man ! 
brother paul's house got searched last night and the whole perimeter of CJ had guards .
its kinda cool , i feel so protected . :)

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